Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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