I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
