I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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