They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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