Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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