Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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