question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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