I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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