I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have feelings that need drinking.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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