Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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