I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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