Say something about gay babies.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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