Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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