with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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