we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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