Do vagina's smell?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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