everyone is single if you try hard enough
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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