Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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