I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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