you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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