I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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