GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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