I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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