Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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