Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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