Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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