Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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