i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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