we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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