Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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