I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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