Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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