Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
