i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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