OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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