it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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