He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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