Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
