I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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