Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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