therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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