I wish i was in the wii world.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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