escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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