my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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