To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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