whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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