At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
