The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
