he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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