She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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